Haircase
Sthairs
Mimic
Roll a perception check.
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
“My foot missed the step by a… um…”
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
Thanks, I hate it
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Plot twist: they are merkins.
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
Long mullet.
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie pelt staircase comforter?
So… do the drapes match the stairs?
As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F
Hairway To Steven
It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again
AI?
It’d better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.