My true love should be about 6 to 8 feet tall, pitch black, fuzzy, must hate bridges
What about the Flatwoods Monster? She’s a cutie
Jersey Devil enjoyers rn:
You know what they say about big feet…big heart.
Neither of those are Nessie.
You just haven’t met the right gnome
Gnomes are are absolute terrors. I’ve gone down the gnome paranormal rabbithole on youtube.
(extreme CW for horrible nightmare shlong)
i think mothman is very attractive and has a lot going for him, and i hate to body shame but if he has the fuzzy balloon animal dick we might have a problem
Can I upvote just the content warning on this.
Sheesh.
RIGHT?!?? What are we talking about here people? Mothman would be a caring and passionate lover and Bigfoot wouldn’t call you back.
Wrong, you are so wrong Othello, Mothman would always be absent going “Oh sorry honey I can’t there’s about to be a train accident and I have to loom ominously in the general area of Ohio, yes I know it’s our anniversary but this is what I NEED TO DO.”
Meanwhile what’s Bigfoots biggest flaw? Oh you can never take a picture with the guy it’ll always come out blurry, but at least he is there for you, caring for you.
That is not even mentioning Mothman showing up in the Panama Papers… Bigfoot would never be a capitalist
He’s a HERO, that’s what it means to love a hero. He’s out here HELPING PEOPLE!!! Because he’s a good moth! I not only accept this about him but it makes my love only burn brighter!!! Which will only draw him closer. Also Bigfoot can’t even fly.
HELPING PEOPLE? HE’S A DISASTER TOURIST, A MISERY PERVERT and worst of all he likes Trump, Mothman wasn’t seen anywhere near Butler, PA. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions but I’ll just say that Mothman knew what was going to happen and thought ‘Yeah it’s good that nothing happens to him, that’s mah president Donald J Trump and I Mothman support my president.’
HE ONLY KNOW WHEN DANGER IS NEAR!! HE CANT PERFECTLY PREDICT THAT THE IDIOT WAS GONNA MISS!!! Do you know what nilceps you have just simply had it out for Mothman, you can’t accept this superiority of our American Cryptids To your weird little European trolls and Little guys that do chores around your house if you give them a Food or something!
I do love the fact that there is fan fiction about large monsters of which there are fewer than a dozen actual sighting stories. Like everything about ‘sad broody mothman’ is literally based off of one sighting at a distance where it appeared to be hunched over a roof line, and the woman said that it ‘seemed sad’. Was it sad? Who knows? I don’t care, I have a big broody monster goth bf fetish to indulge.
large broody monster bf is a whole genre
Personally I’m a fan of the Grafton Monster, no head, no thoughts, just pure vibes
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People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!
