My fucking idiot stepdad convinced me to get a degree in goo science around 2001-ish, saying goo was only going to get more popular after Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, Flubber, etc. etc. THAT was fucking wrong and now I need contingencies in case I get laid off.

Was thinking about trying to invent either a goo-based cereal or maybe goo pest traps, but I don’t think I have the funds or wherewithal for that.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Not surprised to hear this ngl. The bottom really fell out on goo HARD this year. Seems like dry filth is where the market is going now, unfortunately. I have heard talks of rebranding goo to something like ‘sauce’ to rebuild excitement, but I don’t know. it’s a shame, there were real promising advances in goo 20 years ago. Maybe all it needs is a big breakthrough.