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If…if… if I have to change offices again… I’m going to uh… Burn down The Shire
My Precious.
Frodo: it’s some kind of elvish. I cannot read the fiery letters.
Gandalf: There are few who can. It is written in the language of Mordor which I will not utter here. In the language of men it says PC LOAD LETTER.
Frodo: PC LOAD LETTER? Wtf does that mean?
Milton walked into Mordor and set the realm on fire. That’s why everything is burning.
I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.
The Dark Lord Bob doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, does it?
We’ve already established he has a stapler.
