• Scaldart@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Man, if I smarter or dumber I’d really want a pet skunk. Unfortunately I’m just the right level of educated to know that I know nothing about anything abnormal pet related.

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      1 year ago

      I don’t want a pet skunk. I want to have a good friend who has a pet skunk. I can come over and play with it and maybe babysit it for the weekend, but I don’t want the responsibility of having it all the time.

      I say the exact same thing about huskies, actually.

      • fuck reddit
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        1 year ago

        I don’t want a boat. I want a friend with a boat. I don’t want a pool. I want a friend with a pool. Both are expensive money pits.