Days without a bridge failure: 
Temperatures in NYC have reached their highest point so far this year, with Central Park reading 95°F (35°C) yesterday. This will be the 5th straight day with temperatures above 90°F (32.2°C). New York City sees 15 days reach 90°F (32.2°C) per year on average.
Yeah like I know climate change and all that but 95F, while uncommon for NYC, is absolutely not unheard of. This should absolutely be within the normal temperature range you’re prepared for
Maybe jet fuel can melt these fucking steel beams.