• TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    “Jeff, why the living fuck have you tried to claim 5 femboy OnlyFans premium-tier subscriptions on your work expenses account?!”

    sweating “uhhh… to… ummm… make sure it wasn’t CSAM…?”

    Oh! Nice work Jeff. Very proactive. For a second I thought something dodgy might have been going on.”