RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoIt's dialectical you seehexbear.netimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1imageIt's dialectical you seehexbear.netRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square56fedilinkfile-text
Original Meme TIL, after years of playing Stardew Valley on-off, that Pierre apparently has quite the (well-deserved) hatedom.
minus-squarethethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 months agoBecause he’s not a person, he’s merely the living personification of capital itself.
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 months agoJust imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though! : “Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?”
minus-squareWashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoThat’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops. Also, Junimo slave labor
minus-squareRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoCounterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em
minus-squareCyberSyndicalist [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months ago We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids
Because he’s not a person, he’s merely the living personification of capital itself.
Just imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though!
: “Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?”
That’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.
Also, Junimo slave labor
Counterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em
We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids