It’s the honky tonk diplodocus that gimme the honky tonk blues.

H… how did she get them on?

is this science in the room with us now?

would

The shorts have four holes: waist, tail, and two legs. You run a zipper from the waist to the tail along the back side. Miss diplodocus steps into the shorts then they ride up the legs and wrap around the backside to be zipped

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Baby got back!