How do I know I’m not cake?
Oh no, it’s happening again…
Honestly officer! I didn’t mean to kill her, I thought she was cake!!!
Thats no officer. That officer is made of cake.
Quick! Eat him up before he can shoot you!
The cake is a lie.
I look forward to future comics tying in this lore into the “anything could be cake” universe.
Me too.
I like cake.
Me too.
He’s convinced she’s his wife before he hugged her, so I surmise she’s the 2030 version of the ninja log…
…Just before he could hug her, she replaced herself with a cake. That really is dedication on her part!
substitution jutsu
Our one hope is those brave souls out to detect the cakes among us. The Cake-knife Runners.
Do cake people dream of fondant sheep?
The cake that is made twice as sweet lasts only half as long on the dessert table.
All those moments will be lost in time, like drops of cream in tres leches…
I already know my wife is poundcake.
I knew it too. I pounded her last night.
“Icing on the cake”
I thought I recognized the text. I hate linking to reddit though.
The comic is from 2021
Edit: at least 2021, I just looked for an official account post earlier than the reddit thread and then stopped.
This isn’t the dystopia I was expecting
But it’s the one you deserve.
American Pie 12: American Cake
This comment is 🎂. All of them.
(Maybe except the fish cake)
