Used to work in a hardware shop and a spotty kid in overalls came in and asked for a packet of halogen for headlight bulbs

I went into the back and cut off one of those giant bubbles you get for packaging

Kid looked chuffed to bits when I said there was no charge

@sideone
Don’t forget the tartan paint.

I work in a very office based environment, so I’d actually love to give that a try to see if they’d click!