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minus-squarecumskin_genocide@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down4·5 months agoBecause you touch yourself at night
minus-squareoptissimalinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·5 months agoHow else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??
minus-squarecumskin_genocide@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·5 months agoI sleep in a big bed with my wife
minus-squareoptissimalinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoI hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.
minus-squarecumskin_genocide@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·5 months agoYou liberals are so violent
Because you touch yourself at night
How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.
You liberals are so violent
Tf here’s a liberal.