“It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?” Trump said. “By the way, lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice that?”
In land locked NEVADA.
Because Discovery was on in the hotel. Final answer.
Oooh! Is it Shark Week already? Aww… Sunday, July 7th…
Live every week, like it’s shark week.
He saw the previews for it.
Good to know!
I know you’re joking but unfortunately this is probably the answer.
You have given the correct and inevitable answer.
In a wide-ranging speech to 6,900 Silver State voters two days before the primary election…
“In a wide-ranging speech to 75,000 Silver State voters two days before the primary election…”
– MAGA
Because his brain is bad
Nonsense, Trump has the best brain! Many people are saying this. Top neurologists come up to him, big strong doctors, with tears in their eyes, saying “sir, you have such a good brain!”
A tremendous brain.
Probably the best brain in the world
“I’ve got the best brain, beautiful brain. Really smooth and shiny.”
“Yeah but what about when Joe Biden paused to save face because he accidentally started to sit down too early at that ceremony commemorating D-Day?!” - Trumpets
This speech should be sent to every phone in America via the Amber Alert system. The absolute batshit crazy speech that I heard should be listened to in full.
You know Fawx News is going to cut the ever loving shit out of it, so you’ll get maybe 1 or 2 usable sentences.
Neurosyphilis
Biden should have a toy shark on his podium during the debates.
Biden should have a blåhaj on his podium during the debates.
Biden should stay home and send blåhaj to the debates in his place.
Ummmm…I’m going to have to go with “Because he’s an idiot.”
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The late, great Hannibal Lector?
he hates sharks. Probably because they watched a better show.
If trump were tossed in a pool with starving sharks, they’d toss him back and demand real food.
Dementia will regularly cause the sufferer to go on rant disconnected from reality.
The signs were there a decade ago…
The ramblings of a madman. Who is this guy who’s stand up comedy is worse than Jerry Seinfeld.
Because his next line of shoes will be made out of concrete instead of gold plastic.
So is trump for electric vehicles now because they will protect him from sharks?
