• TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn’t because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn’t because I like girls.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room… filled with rubber …dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    🔫 We can make it 96*

    * this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      I’m straight, figure I’ll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.

  • Alsjemenou@lemy.nl
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    One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I’m pretty sure it was feminism.

  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It’s the fault of those stupid sexy people.

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      I mean it’s the kink of asserting dominance on the same gender and experiencing the superiority of the opposite gender what makes them hot

  • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca
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    Wait a thought a majority of us were straight dude, allies? Who shared common values, humor and work to create a healthy inclusive environment?.. Atleast that’s what the poll on Reddit dictated? Honestly, I started typing out a joke but thanks for being good people ya’ll!