Engineer #1: “Indeed. That’s right, boss. The adhering problem with the doors has been rectified. We were able to utilize cost savings as well. The expenditure was minimized to forty thousand dollars… Oh, thanks for the compliment. We did do a very good job…” Winks at Engineer #2. “Didn’t we.” Click.
Engineer #2: “40 grand?”
Engineer #1: “I was about to say 50. But I didn’t want to push my luck. And 40 outta be fine for you, me, and my pal in accounting to spend on a Vegas weekend with hookers and blow.”
Boeing engineers pop the Champagne and say “The doors stayed on.”
82% worked? That’s a passing grade!
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Engineer #1 is on the phone.
Engineer #1: “Indeed. That’s right, boss. The adhering problem with the doors has been rectified. We were able to utilize cost savings as well. The expenditure was minimized to forty thousand dollars… Oh, thanks for the compliment. We did do a very good job…” Winks at Engineer #2. “Didn’t we.” Click.
Engineer #2: “40 grand?”
Engineer #1: “I was about to say 50. But I didn’t want to push my luck. And 40 outta be fine for you, me, and my pal in accounting to spend on a Vegas weekend with hookers and blow.”
Engineer #2: Okay but if we are going to blow the whistle afterwards, this last weekend better be good.