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Risky, but satisfying
This also works for male friends too. Make it a brag.
Tell folks that your homie right here got the best pump game and easily the tastiest penis.
Personally I would go for something subtler, like: “Lets just say theres a reason hes bragging about it and im not.”
No, because that acknowledges you thought he was good enough for you. Also, you’re lying, and no better than he is.
What do I do when I reject a girl so she tells everyone I tried to molest her?
That happen?
Twice. One was my heckin sister, so I basically don’t talk to my family because how do I even argue my case? The other went to court and I had to fire my lawyer because he was against me. That got thrown out, but it didn’t make high school any easier. I got in a lot of fights and later the girl made fun of me for what a mess that was like it didn’t even matter to her.
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Oldie but goodie
