Totally get that. I was also poor after school so I became a hitman. Just a few easy murders and I was able to pay for college and get enough for a down payment on a starter home. I know some people don’t approve of it, but it’s important to understand how much of a resource joining the mafia can be for social mobility.

And not everyone has to be a hitman like me. My buddy is a getaway driver and he’s never harmed anyone and he’s helped me get out of a lot of tight spots. Want to sit in a room messing around with numbers all day? I hear the boss is looking for an accountant. Want to change jobs to patching up bullet wounds after a shootout without going to a hospital to get medical experience? They’ll pay for that.

Everyone will downvote me too, let’s keep up the anti-mafia sentiment.