They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.
Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
you mean like human babies?
Behold, a man!
You can milk any animal that has nipples… but, do coconuts have nipples?!
I rest my case 😎
I have nipples @jarfil@beehaw.org , could you milk me?
Is not about the nips, but the mammary glands.
Mammals aren’t “living organisms with fur and milk”. They’re “the most recent common ancestor of the echidna and the cat, and anything descended from that”.
Whoa, so cats came from coconuts?
Then why are there still coconuts? Check mate atheists
Proof that humans and coconuts lived together. Suck it science!
You can milk a cat, that checks out.
echidna I understand, but why cat?
The actual definition is “monotremes and placental mammals”. I just picked one of each.
While “having fur and producing milk” may have been the original description of mammals, biology no longer classifies things that way.
Today, all of the classification is based on Clades, which can be established by doing DNA investigation (similarity matching). So, “mammals” are defined as a clade. And whether somebody falls into it or not depends on their DNA similarity. And coconut clearly do not belong into there.
Geez I thought we left the coconut fuckers back at the place which may not be named.
In this essay I will
gasp!
[ clutches pearls ]
deleted by creator
Vegans hate this one weird trick
I agree
coconuts are plants and you’re an idiot
you’re an idiot
Name-calling isn’t nice. Remember to be(e) nice at Beehaw. Consider this a warning.
JEEZ ok
But “idiot” isn’t a name, i guess?
/jk Sorry, I’ll show myself out.
