I’m setting an alarm!

How did you type that backwards ‘d’?

This made me think of All Creatures Great and Small. Feels like they’re always reaching into a cow’s butthole or something.

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.

My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I’ve been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don’t have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn’t wasted. It also means that my trash doesn’t smell, which is nice.

What if you spiralized a hot dog, made fried mac and cheese balls and put them on top with some cheese sauce, and then eat it like spaghetti and meatballs?

Look at that sloth. That’s a phat booty. M shirt XL shorts

That kid is about 45 years old.

The People’s Joker prequel?

But that’s the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.

I’m right there too. At first, I had big areas dropping out, and the bad shadow didn’t bother me as much because I was excited to see progress the following week. But lately I’m not seeing much progress, and it’s still thick and dark in places, so it feels like I’ve plateaued a bit. I’ll probably eventually switch to electrolysis, but it feels too early still. I’m trying to learn to accept myself. It’s not an overnight thing, it’s a transition, and I want to love myself even in my intermediate forms. But it isn’t always easy.

Maybe keep trimming it shorter and shorter until it’s gone?

I don’t know if it’s intentional, but there’s a very interesting visual pun here.

I’m not talking about thousands of years ago, but I guess you’re responding to a comment about thousands of years ago. Maybe we don’t disagree, but it’s all too common for modern-day colonizers to try and dismiss their very recent actions as if it were ancient history.

I’m cutting all ties with your mother-in-law because of this. Unacceptable behavior.

I want to go to a rat cafe

Pat Sajak looking pretty tough, here

It would be impractical to undo every theft that has ever occurred, and yet we still condemn theft, work to prevent it, punish thieves for it, and try to undo what thefts we can.

One serving of peanut butter

It’s more like an immovable force vs an unstoppable object