They took the buffet out of KFC and Shoney’s been dead for years.
Someone had to pick up the slack, and a good buffet goes great with the peanuts.
Shoney’s still exists, fyi. I stopped at one a few years ago and they still had the (breakfast) buffet–it was just like it was when I was a kid.
Last time I was in FL for work I absolutely destroyed the Shoneys breakfast buffet. Just give me a huge plate of scrambled eggs ans a second huge plate of bacon and I’m a happy man.
…and the south has piss poor healthcare for the folks gobbling down that crap.
And it’s delicious too
I think I see a vegetable! All the way to the right, second container down, that shit might be green beans!
If so, I’m suing this location for putting that filth out for consumption and for trying to tell me I may not be eating healthy. >:((
C’mon man. There’s veggies there.
Corn dog, tater tots, French fries
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
Could be some fried okra in there somewhere.
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Useless nobody
The “nobody” meme is incredibly dumb. It barely even makes sense.
I think the first time it was some clever little thing, but has been misunderstood and overused to the point that it’s lost all meaning, even to the degree that I can’t recall the original.
I oppose it because it is encapsulates poor grammar: “nobody says nothing”. The proper label would be “everybody else”, not nobody. And yeah, most of the time it’s completely superfluous.
It’s playing off the phrase “nobody asked for this”, hence why “nobody” has no dialogue asking for this.
I’ll have 2 pounds of beige, please.
Also rural Pacific Northwest gas stations and convenience stores.
Hey,! but not all is fried there. There is some pulled pork, which is a healthy , delicious, and nutritious alternative. Yum!
Nothing wrong with deepfried food, we all love.
But come on guys! That can’t be the only thing haha wtf
So, fried wheat with a variety of meat flavorings, surprise meat, oil-preserved mashed potatoes…
Is that pineapple? What is something like that doing on this image?
I think the pineapple is macaroni and cheese?
Oh, ok, that fits much better.
Unless you were talking about the corn dogs, the mystery meat is probably just pulled pork
“Just” pulled pork, he says. Just pulled pork.
Are you implying it is mystery meat? Or that I devalued pulled pork? If it’s the latter I agree and apologize to meat enthusiasts everywhere.
Definitely the latter, but it is also gas station pulled pork, so it could go either way.
You want me to eat what??? A veggie table?? It’s GREEN. Means it turnt!
“What the fuck is " juice?!” Apple be green!"
Fuck yes…
