• jordanlund@lemmy.worldM
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    6 months ago

    I mean… I had a raccoon problem, right? Mom, dad, three babies. Babies were cute, but were tearing up the place and screaming, OMG, like 1,000 cat fights every night.

    But the problem was dad was getting aggressive, hanging out on the roof, and showing ZERO fear of people.

    Now I COULD have picked up my grandfathers .30-06, but then the problem then would have been scraping raccoon parts off the roof and nobody has time for that.

    So I went the other direction. Took my dad’s 1000fps pellet rifle and shot him in the ass. Not only did he set off running, he took mom and babies with him.

    So, yeah, right tool for the job. ;)