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minus-squaredmention7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·6 months agoIt’s been awhile since I’ve had a Tootsie Pop, but a lick that gets 1/364th the way to the center sounds somewhat more aggressive than I would want applied to the vagina that I don’t have. (and now that is in my comment history…)
minus-squareWamGams@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 months agoIf it takes 364 licks to get a woman off, you are doing something wrong. 243 is what all men should be shooting for.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoThe female orgasm doesn’t actually exist.
It’s been awhile since I’ve had a Tootsie Pop, but a lick that gets 1/364th the way to the center sounds somewhat more aggressive than I would want applied to the vagina that I don’t have.
(and now that is in my comment history…)
If it takes 364 licks to get a woman off, you are doing something wrong.
243 is what all men should be shooting for.
The female orgasm doesn’t actually exist.