• marzhall@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      As an old, learning the new slang is a wonderful chance to learn words of power that will make everyone around you flinch under their force.

      Utter a “that’s bussin for real,” and watch those around you fall to their knees, and add a “poggers” to hear them wail and grind their teeth. Sprinkle a “skibidi” in to really drive things home.

      You’re missing out on true power here.

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        6 months ago

        It pleases me greatly when my kids take psychic damage from a simple incantation “sadge chat, no rizz for real for real”.

    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
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      6 months ago

      If you barely had a grasp on old slang, new slang is just a second chance to get on with the times!