This is absolutely on brand. Can’t trust these companies to do what’s right.

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    You’re the poor sod who sighs and says “This is a really great conversation,” at like 9:45p, aren’t you.

    “Welllll, it’s getting late, and I have to to get up early, soo, byee. Really great hanging out.”

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        I bet you also save I love you within the first 6 months and then try to justify it as normal.

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            Well tough truths, no one cares that the greeks had like 5 translations of love and you meant it in the eros sense, and that means it wasn’t weird to say when I was inside you. … - … I think I have some issues to resolve. Excuse me.

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              Also I’m excited that you’re my first interaction on Lemmy… perhaps this is a sort of phileo between us.

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              Also I’m excited that you’re my first interaction on Lemmy… perhaps this is a sort of phileo between us.

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                Can you just not be awkward?

                Ich lieb’ dich nicht. Du liebst mich nicht. da-da-da

                I’m gonna listen to some otterotica and the hit the hay. Haaaave a good one.

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          Try doing that on the first date with a girl, and then she becomes part of your friendgroup.