Smash I guess 😮💨
Tf you mean guess, that’s a SMASH in all caps
A monster (s)mash!!
lizard queen thicc
lizard queen want dicc
tight as a boa constricc
Lusty argonian maid
Madame Vastra would like a word
Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!
We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.
That was no 5th leg neither.
“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”
She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.
That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.
What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.
She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).
I’m ready to FUCC
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.
Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…
No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.
Sigh… unzips
Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?
Trent Reznor was right!
