Did god specifically ban Hardcore Gamers from heaven?
Yea, he got goomba stomped by a master yi one trick.
Look out! It’s the rude dudes!
God is tired of sweats spawn killing him in CoD. Only casually lobbies allowed in the afterlife
Gonna guess a misunderstanding of what the “hardcore” means in that context.
He probably got tired of hypersweats ruining jis game so as a big fuck you he decided to ban hardcore gamers
All because of that blasphemous Black & White game
I don’t know if this is bingo, but I actually have done all the things on this list. ✅
Damn, I’ve only gotten 9. I really gotta step up my game. My hardcore game.
Yk, it’s strange, usually I’m almost all of them for things like this, but this one I’m only 4. They typically have a lot more to do with being queer or an atheist.
I’m somewhere on the ace spectrum, so I think I just have to accept that I’m never getting porn lover or sex addict, but as an achievement hunter, it really chaps my ass not to be able to 100% this.
Yeah, I’m ace, depressed, don’t curse, and have hyper addictive syndrome so I don’t want to try any vices.
only thing i havent done is be homosexual im a failure
It’s not too late. Suck a dick, it’s fun. Or if you’re a lady, lick a pussy. Also fun. Can verify both.
ive tried god knows id be too powerful if i was bi 😔
“Blessed are the cheesemakers?”…“It’s not meant to be taken literally, he means all manufacturers of dairy products.”
“The Greeks are going to inherit the earth? Why the Greeks, why not us?”…“he said ‘meek’!”…“ah well, that changes things…”
-- Life of BrianSoftcore gaming O.K.
Thanks, for a minute there I thought I had have to cover up my man boobs while playing Dance Revolution…
NO SHELLFISH EATERS
See, they’re confused. God actually said no selfish eaters. So gluttony is right out, you better share your sandwiches.
Didn’t know the Catholic Church was banned from heaven
Just as well I don’t believe in heaven then eh?
So the sign is correct. None of those people will enter heaven. Neither will anyone else, but those people, too.
Heaven sounds boring af
That person is ALL of these things…I guarantee it
Definitely a hardcore gamer. Look at that head set.
Except for that part where Jesus died for all of our sins so we do all get to go to heaven now…
Well according to Jehovah only around 250,000 people get to get in.
Bad news for this guy on the “LIAR” front then.
Lol I was thinking that too
Well if heaven is full of these guys I don’t think we’re missing much
Anything I don’t like is wrong
It’s not just that he thinks those things are wrong. It’s that he thinks they’re worthy of being horribly tortured for eternity for.
Be careful gamers, Jesus is watching your K/D ratio.
This is racist against gamers
