• Undearius@lemmy.ca
    671·
    6 months ago

    While only 8 inches off the ground, a cat’s butthole is still somehow always at eye level.

  • Boozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish
    37·
    6 months ago

    Makes sense. The content of 80% of video-call meetings I’ve been in belong in the litter box, anyway.

    • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world
      9·
      6 months ago

      80% seems awfully low, I was thinking 90 or 95%. I know middle management had to find a way to stay relevant when everyone went remote during covid but damn do you not know how to use fucking powerpoint?! It’s a presentation compliment, you don’t just read every damn thing word for word off the slides.

      • Boozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        6 months ago

        I was probably being too optimistic. Giving myself too much credit for the funny anecdotes I tell in the meeting. Why is everyone rolling their eyes and sighing?

      • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        1·
        6 months ago

        I’ve started just flat out saying no to meetings where I’m not needed.

        On very few occasions, the organizer will reach out to me and say “Hey can you come to this meeting?”

        We’ll go back and forth on what they need from me, etc. I give them the answer on slack and they say, “Oh. Ok. I guess I don’t need the meeting.”

        Works like 75% of the time.

        The meetings where I’m really needed is if I have zero context and need different people to tell me their area of expertise. I limit those to 20 minutes and if they need more time, write it up with details so I can make a more informed decision.

        It’s insane how many people just go to meetings because they were invited.

  • slingstone@lemmy.world
    13·
    6 months ago

    Gang, is there like a biological reason cats put their butts in your face? Based on everyone’s reaction, it’s obviously something we’ve all seen enough that we find the meme funny or at least relatable.

    • the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
      14·
      6 months ago

      I think i read it’s that they trust you cuz they’re exposing something to you that they can’t see or easily defend. My cat loves to show me how lazy a bungcleaner he is after he finishes up licking my face

        • the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
          5·
          6 months ago

          I’m not sure about that particular breed, but yes i suppose they must. I’ve just a layman who loves his cat so… Do you have much experience with femboys? Do you see this behavioral pattern displayed more often than other breeds you’ve tried? Do they keep their buns cleaner than my guy?

          • UraniumBlazer@lemm.eeEnglish
            5·
            6 months ago

            Do you have much experience with femboys?

            I suppose I do 😏

            Do you see this behavioral pattern displayed more often than other breeds you’ve tried?

            I don’t know about other breeds, but I do know about breedings. In my experience, there is not that big of a difference between femboys and non-femboys regarding their asshole displaying behavior.

            Do they keep their buns cleaner than my guy?

            I have not encountered any femboys with unclean buns ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

            If you don’t have a femboy pet, well I would say that you’re missing out on quite a lot!

  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
    11·
    6 months ago

    If I were ever scooped up by some ufo to be an exotic intergalactic pet to someone who loved me but cut my balls off anyway, this is the first thing I’d do.