• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    “The last thing I want to do is put you in jail.”

    ~ Judge Juan Merchan

    We love our fair and impartial judiciary, don’t we folks? Lets give Judge Merchan a big hand. He’s helping to Make America Great Again.

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      7 months ago

      He knows that the rabid Republicans will try to twist it to say that he was jailed to prevent him from attending his own hearing. When they would gladly teleconference him in from the cell, like they do with other criminals. But that’s not good enough for Donald Duck. Either this Jack-o’-lantern gets to sit there and look pretty or he will scream and cry a fit until election day comes around and it’s too late.

      It’s all part of the nut factory’s plan.

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        7 months ago

        Contempt charges are usually held in a cell in the courthouse, and they just parade you out for your trial and then put you back in the cell when it’s over. He’ll be able to do literally nothing but attend his own trial.

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      I wonder if he means that in the sense of “putting you in jail is only going to empower your frankly rabid base of supporters. I need to avoid even the slightest hint of a mistrial so we can put you in prison for good.”

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        putting you in jail is only going to empower your frankly rabid base of supporters

        What does the judge think will happen should the jury returns a guilty verdict?