Honest:

• Taco Bell hot sauce packets (may be expired, who knows)
• McDonald’s Hot Mustard cups or whatever you call them
• Depleted weed batteries
• Old remotes that I don’t even know what they go to
• Random mail from like 2+ years ago
• Sunflower seeds (fresh!)
• Nail clippers
• A couple books I haven’t read yet
• Extra socks
• Extra charging cables