• jkrtn
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    2 months ago

    Christians are remarkably inconsistent about what is natural and good or unnatural and bad.

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      2 months ago

      True, although I’m guessing "you can’t baptize someone in Gatorade’ would be something virtually all Christians would think.

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        If my hasty checking is valid, there’s nothing in the Bible about holy water. There’s holding a baptism, but nothing about holy men blessing water to imbue it with the Holy Spirit.

        As such, I assume that any liquid blessed by a priest might be considered holy.

        Something something Godly Gatorade, Blessed Baja Blast etc.

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        2 months ago

        Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.