AI Priest: So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want me to use water to baptize?

The Pope: Yes.

AI Priest: Water. Like out the toilet?

The Pope: Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.

AI Priest: But Gatorade’s got what souls crave. It’s got electrolytes.

I think it’s funnier that he only okayed Gatorade baptism in an emergency.

It doesn’t matter how hard you try, people can jailbreak out of generative AI prompts. Companies don’t like that notion but at this point it’s impossible to prevent.

Article looks like this was never an ordained Catholic priest, this “media ministry” just started independently claiming it was one.

The bot was defrocked in the sense that it was literally visually defrocked with a costume change. Misleading journalism.

Is this when the pope Goku the Second recalls all Priestbots to the Vatican?

…life does imitate art, doesn’t it?