Catholic Priest AI chatbot is defrocked within a week after taking confession and okaying Gatorade baptisms

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Zippy Bot@lemmy.zip · 8 months ago

Jo Miran · edit-2 8 months ago

AI Priest: So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want me to use water to baptize?

The Pope: Yes.

AI Priest: Water. Like out the toilet?

The Pope: Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.

AI Priest: But Gatorade’s got what souls crave. It’s got electrolytes.