• pachrist@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Yeah, but Jimmy Carr’s greatest achievement is beating Father Time by transforming himself into a plastic vampire. Jerry Seinfeld’s greatest achievement is making a movie where a bumblebee cucks Kronk.

    I love Kronk, but immortality > bee sex.

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      7 months ago

      Jerry’s greatest achievement is his billion dollar bank account…

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        7 months ago

        Nah, that came from the TV show Seinfeld, which is arguably Larry David’s greatest achievement.

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          7 months ago

          Who’s bank account is it in LoL? Cuz at the end of the day, dude’s got a billion dollars and that’s a helluva accomplishment by anyone’s standards.