Source?
Google says it’s “TateOfTot” on twitter.
If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.
I’d marry goblin slayer
If a
cute goblinwoman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.FTFY
She’s like 7 years old and roughly that size too.
@fbi@fbi.gov deal with this guy
The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.
You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.
“It just looks like a kid”
Yeah a bit too much for me lol
It’s a joke my friend. The FBI don’t actually have a lemmy server
Ya don’t joke about that kinda stuff.
Sad truth is, the government does not care about the wellbeing of goblins. Shameful.
That said, i do not see a mention of age.
i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they’re fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that’s their age limit, we don’t get to impose that on their species.
Should we stop birds from getting it on with each other because they mature within a year or two? I think they might take offense to that, and i don’t want to face an angry goose.
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Tiny women are fun, pass it on.
My dental hygienist is like 5 feet 3 inches. She says she’s “fun size”
I’m inclined to believe her.
There are two types of dnd players.
Those who want to live the fantasy of being able to afford rent.
And those who want to fuck monsters.
Why are people always so dualistic in their categorizations?! What if I want to be able to afford rent and fuck monsters?!
I propose a third type, who just want to paint the world red.
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Cyanide! Don’t stick your dick in crazy!
I see your point, but what if she’s really hot?
But don’t stick your dick in crazy!
It’s worth it
He’s hopeless, he’s lost.
How did I just stumble upon a wild Soviet Womble reference? Bwahaha
I saw an opportunity and I took it!
I am so sick of these unrealistic body standards.
What the fuck?
Hygiene for starters…
“Blood of enemies and dirt of the earth make goblin strong!”
she cute
Well, I mean, she needs to be 8 feet taller at least for it to work.
What youre seeing in this art is the artist’s not so subconscious outlook on real life
“Your a cute short-queen, sure. Been wondering what it would be like to have a squeaker toy, let’s go take a bath together to celebrate.”
“😍”
Edit: I am unsurpised and mildly disappointed that some folks have such narrow minds combined with a lack of humor. Truly a pity.
Wowwww I am wayy too drunk to feel this physically ill from something that isn’t more whiskey
I think this is the wrong community for this type of comics …
I think this is the wrong community for this type of comment …
I disagree
