The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Facepalm@lemmy.world · 7 months agoPosting this guy's ramblings here feels like cheatinglemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1376arrow-down158
arrow-up1318arrow-down1external-linkPosting this guy's ramblings here feels like cheatinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Facepalm@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 months agoWell, shit, now I have to go back and tell every ex, and my entire family that I am, after all, gay as fuck. Anyone got any rainbow underwear I can borrow?
minus-squarederpgon@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoYes, it’s actually on the floor. Yes, you have to bend over to pick it up. And yes, it’s visible only when you are butt-naked and also bring lube.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoThat’s not how you make children though
Well, shit, now I have to go back and tell every ex, and my entire family that I am, after all, gay as fuck.
Anyone got any rainbow underwear I can borrow?
Yes, it’s actually on the floor. Yes, you have to bend over to pick it up. And yes, it’s visible only when you are butt-naked and also bring lube.
That’s not how you make children though
Let’s try anyway, shall we?