ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Animals with Jobs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前The Transporter: turtle found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million worth of cocaine attached to itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1474arrow-down17
arrow-up1467arrow-down1imageThe Transporter: turtle found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million worth of cocaine attached to itlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.worldM to Animals with Jobs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前message-square40fedilink
minus-squarelad@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·7 个月前Oh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·7 个月前No no no. The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 个月前That is what the turtle wants you to think
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·7 个月前The Coast Guard sure has some funky math. seized 7 tons of cocaine worth over $135 million But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil? They’re just making up these numbers
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 个月前Of course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
minus-squarenonfuinoncuro@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 个月前it’s worth nothing until you realize the gains
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Oh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all
Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
No no no.
The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
That is what the turtle wants you to think
The Coast Guard sure has some funky math.
But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil?
They’re just making up these numbers
Of course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
That’s just a maritime ton
it’s worth nothing until you realize the gains