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minus-squareNeptuneOrbit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down4·5 months agoI believe guns should be able to abort as many babies as they want to. But I don’t believe in Marijuana. Like, I don’t believe pot exists. It’s a conspiracy theory to make people think a plant could make you lazy or creative. Think about it.
minus-squareFunderpants @lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·5 months agoWhenever someone tells me they don’t believe in vaccines, this is exactly how I respond. “Like, you don’t believe they exist? They’re not real?”
minus-squareNeptuneOrbit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-25 months agoGuns aren’t real. Anytime anyone fires a “gun” they are casting magic missile as a cantrip.
minus-squareWarl0k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI haven’t laughed so hard in ages, thank you for that!
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThe comments are a gold mine. And you’re welcome!
I believe guns should be able to abort as many babies as they want to. But I don’t believe in Marijuana. Like, I don’t believe pot exists. It’s a conspiracy theory to make people think a plant could make you lazy or creative. Think about it.
Whenever someone tells me they don’t believe in vaccines, this is exactly how I respond. “Like, you don’t believe they exist? They’re not real?”
Guns aren’t real. Anytime anyone fires a “gun” they are casting magic missile as a cantrip.
"Alakablam!"
https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages, thank you for that!
The comments are a gold mine. And you’re welcome!