And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes “cockwomble” but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn’t count!
Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.
Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.
I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend
Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:
Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That’s bollocks
Used most often: Fuck
Most amused by: Bellend
“Bollocks” is a classic for a reason.
Fuck or Cunt
Fuck’s sake, and alternatively Fucksocks.
You can’t beat cunt.
So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.
Fuckity damn!
I love calling someone a ‘berk’. Simple, harmless word but it’s got a good affectionate ring to it.
Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don’t think that’s common knowledge haha
Fucktard for being an utter bellend.
Spazoid for being a silly sausage.
Personally I’m torn between shit for its general versatility and applicability as a substitute for most other words, and bastard which is great to say as a sharp northern bass-ted or a longer southern baaar-sturd