It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
Mine’s we like the moon
Is it because it is good to us?
Because it’s close to us!
The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial
Damn!