Sure as shit never thought we would get a hard R TMNT movie
there better be turtle dong
Tiny turtle hump “ah” intensifies
Nah, I’ve already seen that movie.
Whoa. . . crunch
Give me dong, or give me death.
¿Por que no los dos?
Given the source material, it’d be disappointing if it wasn’t.
Uh, yes… It has been, for decades…
Except for the cartoon. That was my jam growing up.
Why ‘r-rated’ it’s a fucking kids’ brand
Search up the comics, which is the source material. It’s dark as fuck.
What happens? Wikipedia doesn’t give a synopsis.
Keeping it vague for spoilers: blood and guts, main characters get disfigured, die brutal deaths, etc.
Its a bit like Batman or Jurassic Park in that the media franchise encompasses both children’s products and media targeting an older audience.
It’s definitely not you mook
It wasn’t, but it basically is now.
How so?
