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Medical Staff Report OJ Took One Last Instinctual Swipe at Blonde Nurse Before Passing

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Medical Staff Report OJ Took One Last Instinctual Swipe at Blonde Nurse Before Passing

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

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Former football star and accused double-murderer OJ Simpson took one last instinctual swipe at a blonde nurse standing nearby just before taking his final dying breath.

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My favorite part of these headlines is how I automatically read them in Norm MacDonald’s voice.

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