The Best Character from the Matrix Trilogy is the Merovingian, and he has a special cake that makes people orgasm! You have thought until now that you are an ordinary dude, but guess what: the Merovingian has sent you his cake! The cake that makes you orgasm! You are faced with a choice now.

Do you eat the cake and orgasm?

Do you refuse the cake? If you refuse, the Merovingian might send his henchmen, the two twins who are white and have long braids who turn into ghosts, after you to kill you!

What do you do? Do you risk angering the Merovingian, the best character in the Matrix Saga of Films?

  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    Do not try not to bust a nut. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.

    What truth?

    There is no nut.

    There is no nut?

    Then you’ll see, that it is not the nut that busts, it is only yourself.