Meet the newest entry to the Nintendo Switch family! The Nintendo Virtual Boy Pro accessory for Nintendo Switch takes players to a whole new dimension of fun...
  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldEnglish
    131·
    8 months ago

    I thought Virtual Boy Pro was what Ben Shapiro’s famously dry wife called him until he paid her to stop?

    • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      8 months ago

      Stop putting the onus of wetness on the poor woman. She’s dry when she’s with him, but you can’t blame her for that, the man is a human silica packet

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        8 months ago

        You’re right and I’m sorry for any confusion as I very much intended to blame the human silica packet for his sexual ineptitude and general repulsiveness lol