Let’s uh all take an AI safety class before we make an AGI that survives off the oxygen from human blood.
MANKIND IS DEAD.BLOOD IS FUEL.HELL IS FULL.I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
horizon zero dawn theme starts playing
A robotic symbiont
More like a parasite since it’s competing with the rest of your body for that oxygen.
Presumably doctors would only implant a device which benefits the patient.
“Presumably”
Off to !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org…
Yes but does it benefit the device?
Can’t wait to see the inevitable repeat of the Samsung exploding battery debacle.
Does it involve plugging myself into the Matrix. I can’t wait until the AI uses humans as a power source
We’re a very impractical power source. Better to wipe us out and start over.
runs out of oxygen to charge and passes out
I’ve heard this sort of thing 1000 times before, and so far it never materialises.
parasites is what they are
Symbiont’s is closer to it, since the host gets a benefit. At least for now …
One step closer to Roland’s battle drug implants from After The Revolution by Robert Evans.
