• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I have a force to my voice that’ll make anyone piss their pants, when I need to use such voice anyways

    And I can shoot lightning bolts out of my ass.

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      8 months ago

      Better be careful. He sounds like he means business. You don’t wanna be on the receiving end of the piss voice.

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        8 months ago

        I wonder if his piss voice conducts electricity like its namesake, in which case I better watch my ass while farting around him 🤔