Why yes PolPotEnjoyer please go get us a printing press, CheGuevaraLover your uncle died and left you his 2000 acre compound why yes we generously accept, the weird Jimmy Dore fan holding a gun talking about killing Reagan, how about we just put you to work in the vegetable patch. It might be a Faustian bargain but we could get a cool ten years of feds financing our lifestyles before they go Jonestown on us. Lets commit to a revolutionary non revolutionary leftist org where we do nothing and the infiltrators do the actual hard work of setting up the organization.

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    Well, I knew the feds had been opening my mail for at least 20 years reading all my personal, radical mail, and it never bothered me because I figured them birds had to learn that stuff somewhere and it might as well be from my mail! But then it occurred to me in my predicament, having the FBI open your mail might come in handy. I sent Sheila, my partner, a letter through the United States mail, I said in it, “For God’s sake, don’t plow up the back yard - that’s where the guns are buried!” National Guard rolled up and dug up the whole back yard just in time for me to come back and plant the damn thing!