• Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t give a fuck about sending my children on a trans field trip. Everyone should be comfortable and happy with their bodies. Spreading knowledge and education on the subject is key to achieving this!

    Fuck dentists though! They just like to SCRAPE at your teeth. They make your gums BLEED. They charge you money for these OBSCENE services?!? They think they are so smart because they are a dOcToR.

    If you are trans, that is cool and I love you for who you are. However, you won’t get a pass from me for spreading your dentalism ideologies to my kids!!! 😤😤😤😤 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

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      Just in case, because the Internet is weird: this comment was satire. My dentist is actually a cool dude and my dental hygienist is amazing.

      Take care of your teeth y’all! 🦷🪥

      You only get one set, and it’s a long life!

      I hate the aftertaste of coffee. Simply using GUM Soft Picks and brushing my teeth after my morning coffee in addition to my before-bed brushing has really improved my dental health.

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      Dentists hate calculus. They just want people to follow their orders and not ask any questions. Brush in a circle! No bloody gums! You need to floss more. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

      Dentists are the petty tyrants of our boney hole.

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      …Is this an element behind the “we’re a republic, not a democracy” bullshit?

      I mean, I know it’s nonsense, and I know it’s fascists testing the waters for being openly anti-democracy, but is it also just playing into the names of the two major parties? It’s so silly I genuinely never considered it before, but it’s depressingly plausible.

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        Yes, that’s a huge part of it. “Democratic” has been poisoned as word for many Republicans to the point where they can’t even discuss topics like democracy without experiencing reflexive disgust. So much of their decision making is centered around fighting things that make them feel scared or icky, it makes a twisted kind of sense.

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    My mother once found me watching Futurama and started getting irate because she thought she heard someone say “gender bender”.

    Ofc, Bender Bending Rodriguez is capable and willing to bend anything, including gender, but this wasn’t that episode and she was just hearing his name wrong. It’s like Christians live in a waking nightmare dream state.

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      “Ofc, Bender Bending Rodriguez is capable and willing to bend anything, including gender, but this wasn’t that episode”

      Good save, you almost got one helluva nerd thrashing.

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    I wanna go on a trans field trip. Learn about trans history, do some workshops learning about practical trans stuff and legal things, and that sorta stuff. I also think being given the chance to at least try out crossdressing would be pretty good for young students, not to “make them trans” but maybe build some more understanding. Don’t force them, but give them the chance to do it

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      In my country there is this place which helps you crossdress

      Imagine! We could all be treated by professionals to explore different presentations and they could teach us all about trans history

      Don’t bore us too much with the details though

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      My school (when I was very young) had a fancy-dress day. I remember multiple people cross-dressing there.

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    living by a lake growing beans and writing and not paying taxes is hot girl shit

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    Wait until the mechanic tells them that their transmission is having issues:

    Stop turning my car gay!