You’ve gone home with a Tinder date, and things are escalating. You don’t really know or trust this guy, and you don’t want to contract an STI, so… what now?
A company called Calmara wants you to snap a photo of the guy’s penis, then use its AI to tell you if your partner is “clear” or not.
Let’s get something out of the way right off the bat: You should not take a picture of anyone’s genitals and scan it with an AI tool to decide whether or not you should have sex.
I’m pretty sure that gonorrhea, chlamydia, and HIV don’t generally have visible symptoms. Just use a condom.
What part of AI don’t you understand?
If you can’t trust AI medical startups operating out of Silicon Valley with pictures of your genitals, well…THEN WHO CAN YOU TRUST?
I mean, to be fair, it also looks like they might be partially financially backed by a foreign authoritarian regime, and they usually have pretty good AI models…so…
We are reaching the phase where ai is de facto a magic spell to be cast on reality, and ai startup are hyping this up. That and taking pics of stranger’s genitals is a dick move.
Yes, I agree. AI is magic and everyone should submit pictures of their genitals.
Hell, I’ve started converting my dick pics into ASCII art and having ChatGPT diagnose me for STI’s.
AI BABY WOOOOOO HOOOOO
I’m just happy we moved to an AI bubble to raise stock prices instead of continuing to lay off essential personnel to do it
AI is not even at the point yet well you can lay off workers and just have the AI do it reliably and safely
Fair enough. Unzip.
Man, what about false positives? Ruined date night at minimum, possibly ruined reputation, relationships.
Sorry, we put a picture of your junk into this box. We don’t know what’s in it, or what it does with the picture, but it says you have chlamydia, and I think the box looks trustworthy. Here’s your divorce papers.
If you get the premium ultra plan you will always report as negative on a scan.
Or if still concerned after the fact, a doctor. Despite what your GOP neighbor might tell you, they’re not all evil quacks and don’t typically take pictures of your stuff either.
Single reason why this is suspicious from the start:
Advertised not to check yourself, but your one-night partner. If it was advertised for self-check it would be bombed with lawsuit for fake medical advices.
Nah, they’d just throw up a disclaimer “Not true medical advice, consult a doctor for actual confirmation” and they’d probably be in the clear
This definitely won’t be misused in any way that would completely destroy the good name of the person taking/in the frame of the image. It’s just one “probable cause” search from a bad day.
what are the chances they build a database to blackmail any individual they want in the future and just say it was leaked
“Not Hotdog.”
“Is sandwich.“
“Meat popsicle confirmed.”
I’m speechless, ina bad way.
I could care less who sees my junk. I also would not let someone take pictures of it so I can fuck them. I’m galaxies away from being that desperate.
couldn’t care less*
Since I assume you mean you don’t care.
Thank you.
Some STIs, in some situations, have a visible presentation that could be detected.
A false positive is a good thing here, a false negative is a bad thing here. There’s no way this app will not have huge false negatives.
Downside is we have unique buttholes, so I assume that extends to other gentials. Fun new privacy attack here
An untapped mobile device biometric.
Buttplugs to protect your privacy. But only if you are on the toilet for A, not for B.
Wait, someone actually made Smart Pipe?
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Hold on babe AI wants to see a picture of your shillelagh first 🤳
Maybe they will use the photo to match it with doctor notes and photos medically taken of the same penis or vagina to then illegally match them to illegally obtained health records. Probably not though.
Obligatory Peep Show
And to think, they stared with an app to identify if something was a hot dog or not.
Finally, using this we’ll be able to train AI models so we can know what super-gonaherpes looks like
No more need for Ann Perkins to identify Joe’s problem.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
“With lab diagnosis, sensitivity and specificity are two key measures that help us understand the test’s propensity for missing infections and for false positives,” Daphne Chen, founder of TBD Health, told TechCrunch.
HeHealth is framed as a first step for assessing sexual health; then, the platform helps users connect with partner clinics in their area to schedule an appointment for an actual, comprehensive screening.
HeHealth’s approach is more reassuring than Calmara’s, but that’s a low bar — and even then, there’s a giant red flag waving: data privacy.
“It’s good to see that they offer an anonymous mode, where you don’t have to link your photos to personally identifiable information,” Valentina Milanova, founder of tampon-based STI screening startup Daye, told TechCrunch.
This sounds reassuring, but in its privacy policy, Calmara writes that it shares user information with “service providers and partners who assist in service operation, including data hosting, analytics, marketing, payment processing, and security.” They also don’t specify whether these AI scans are taking place on your device or in the cloud, and if so, how long that data remains in the cloud, and what it’s used for.
Calmara represents the danger of over-hyped technology: It seems like a publicity stunt for HeHealth to capitalize on excitement around AI, but in its actual implementation, it just gives users a false sense of security about their sexual health.
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