ALostInquirer@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWhat would you like to see done with abandoned malls and corporate offices?message-squaremessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down13
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareWhat would you like to see done with abandoned malls and corporate offices?ALostInquirer@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareLopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up94arrow-down9·9 months agoTurn them into arenas where the public can hunt millionaires for sport.
minus-squarephorqlinkfedilinkEspañolarrow-up20arrow-down2·9 months agoIf I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit… We cool, right?..
minus-squarealcoholicornlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·9 months agoThe last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows. Of course it’s not really you making that million dollars, it’d be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you’re stealing that profit from.
minus-squarephorqlinkfedilinkEspañolarrow-up14·9 months agoCool, unrelated: I’m looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about “returns”
minus-squarejonne@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoYou could just raise your employees’ wages if you’re ever at risk of becoming a millionaire.
minus-squarephorqlinkfedilinkEspañolarrow-up10·9 months agoNo, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too!
minus-squareSylver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoI got that for ya! Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe” Just sell before X = Y! That’ll be one million dollars, please.
minus-squareTheSpermWhale@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoLeast anarchic lemming
Turn them into arenas where the public can hunt millionaires for sport.
If I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit… We cool, right?..
The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows.
Of course it’s not really you making that million dollars, it’d be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you’re stealing that profit from.
Cool, unrelated: I’m looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about “returns”
You could just raise your employees’ wages if you’re ever at risk of becoming a millionaire.
No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too!
I got that for ya!
Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe”
Just sell before X = Y!
That’ll be one million dollars, please.
Least anarchic lemming
Ah the inverse running man