Earth sends its most distinguished diplomat to make a good impression. Then the alien representative introduces himself - Biggus Dickus.

  • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world
    2·
    9 months ago

    Thanks for liking it ^^

    (PS: I was soooooo close to ending this story with “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty” instead)

    • Senuf
      2·
      9 months ago

      Oh, besides the obvious giggles, I like it better with the current ending.