Earth sends its most distinguished diplomat to make a good impression. Then the alien representative introduces himself - Biggus Dickus.
Earth sends its most distinguished diplomat to make a good impression. Then the alien representative introduces himself - Biggus Dickus.
Thanks for liking it ^^
(PS: I was soooooo close to ending this story with “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty” instead)
Oh, besides the obvious giggles, I like it better with the current ending.