Earth sends its most distinguished diplomat to make a good impression. Then the alien representative introduces himself - Biggus Dickus.

  • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Thanks for liking it ^^

    (PS: I was soooooo close to ending this story with “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty” instead)

    • Senuf
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      1 year ago

      Oh, besides the obvious giggles, I like it better with the current ending.